Tag Archives: World Cup

Things People Don’t Want to See

May 26, 2010 – 1:11 pm

A naked Diego Maradona.
Today, Argentina’s coach, known mostly as the second greatest soccer player of all time and a tremendous snorter of cocaine, said that if his team wins the World Cup he would celebrate by running naked through the streets of Buenos Aires.  I’m sure that, despite their passion for their national team, Argentinians [...]

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Give France a…. wait for it….

November 18, 2009 – 6:17 pm

…hand. Give France a goddamn hand! I couldn’t resist, but that’s what the refs did just hours ago in their extra-time victory against Ireland.

The half-Irishman in me is disappointed, but not so much that I really want to see Henry’s head on a platter like the entire country of Eire. Well, at least he admitted [...]

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U.S. Soccer Wins! Landon Donovan Seen Talking to Red-Colored, Mean Guy with Horns.

June 22, 2009 – 11:38 am

On Sunday afternoon, the U.S. Men’s National Team defeated Egypt and advanced to the semifinals in the FIFA Confederations Cup, which is basically a World Cup dress rehearsal. Prior to yesterday’s game, the U.S Men’s National Team sucked really badly in the FIFA Confederations Cup. However, lucky for them, the Italians sucked just as much. [...]

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