Tag Archives: Torri Hunter

Papelboner Leads to Nothing But Blue Balls

Yesterday the Red Sox blew a ninth inning lead in an elimination game and lost to the Angels, getting swept out of the playoffs in embarrassing fashion.  They brought out their Papelboner in the ninth inning, and were about to finish when the Angels rallied and caused a serious case of playoff blue balls thanks [...]

The MLB Playoffs: As Much Fun as an Old Person’s Birthday Party

For those of you that haven’t seen any of the playoff games, good for you.  I guarantee you were doing something better.  And for those of you, like me, who have watched them closely: I’m sorry.  Seriously.  These games have sucked.  My eyes want a refund.  Here’s my break down:
Rockies at Philly Game 1

BORING!  Normally [...]