It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!
Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]
Tom Brady threw six touchdown yesterday in a 59-0 demolition of the Tennessee Oilers yesterday, including an NFL record 5 TDs in one quarter (he did it in the second). And his tear-down of a team one year removed from Superbowl contention might cost Coach Jeff Fisher his job. I didn’t watch the game, but [...]
After yesterday’s barely existent and extremely depressing sports news cycle we were owed a day full of interesting sports stories (and ones that didn’t make you want to take a bath with a plugged-in hair dryer). Well, the sports gods have provided. Here’s some links to the best stories of the day.
Hilarious f#ck ups from [...]
Tom Brady came back to football after missed all but ten minutes of last season. Though he looked shaky on it at first, missing low on several throws in the first half to both Randy Moss and Wes Welker. But by the end he was leading last minute game-winning touchdown drives and plunging cold daggers [...]
Brett Favre has changed his mind for the 15th time, and has accepted a contract with the Vikings. “But wait,” you say, “I thought he had decided once and for all to stay retired and live in bumblefuck Mississippi.” Well, dear reader, you clearly underestimated Brett Favre’s drive to compete, his need to feed his [...]
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