Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

Tiger’s Speech: What He Said / What He Meant

Tiger Woods finally came out of hiding to address the public regarding his “sticking his dick in anything with tits and a pulse” problem.  As with any carefully orchestrated press conference, the wording is filled with vagueness and spin to try to turn something humiliating and scandalous into redemptive public sympathy.  So I will do [...]

Tiger Woods’ Taiwanese Spanking Video

I’m just going to let the video speak for itself.  You stay classy, Taiwanese media.

Tiger Woods’ Parade of Skanks

I wasn’t going to comment on this story at all.  I was just going to let it run its course.  I don’t think that a famous person caught cheating is newsworthy.  There’s just too many important things going on in the world to pay attention to, and whether or not someone I don’t know is [...]