Tag Archives: steroids

McGwire to Coach Cardinals Hitters (on how to take steroids)

Just kidding Mark.  We’re still cool, right?  What’s that?  We were never cool?  Because we’ve never met?  Fine, be that way.  So in case you didn’t hear the news, Mark McGwire is going to be the Cardinals hitting coach next year.  McGwire hasn’t been involved in baseball since his retirement in 2001, unless you count [...]

My Take on Ortiz, A-Rod, and PED’s

I am an unabashed fan of the Boston Red Sox and David Ortiz. If you are not a fan of the team than you can have no idea what David Ortiz as a player means to his fans. It is with that said that I feel like I have to believe his words from his [...]

My Douchebag Cheater Is Better Than Yours

I’m a Yankees fan. I love the Red Sox. Yeah, that’s right. Soak it in. I know that team better than any other team aside from the Yankees. I lived in Boston in 2004 (FUCK!) and I watched almost all of their games that season. I need them. I need the 5.5 hour match-ups with [...]

PEDs in the NBA

The Orlando Magic’s Rashard Lewis tested positive for elevated testosterone levels yesterday and was suspended by the league for 10 games.  Lewis claims it was from an over the counter supplement that he took, which must have had a banned substance in it.  It seems pretty believable, and it does happen.  But are we just [...]

I’m not Afraid to Say “I Told You So”

I know it seems petty, but you have to trust me when I say I’m not bragging about being right on this one.  This is a sad day in baseball, though probably not for Yankees fans.  David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez have been confirmed as two of the names that tested positive in the now-infamous [...]

The Other Fifteen Podcast Lives!

After literally decades of planning, the Other Fifteen finally has a podcast…
What’s a podcast? I’m glad you asked.  It’s like the radio, but it scares your parents more.  It’s like a blog but more MP3ish.  It likes a tornado where no one dies but lots of trailers get destroyed.  It’s that good.
How best should I [...]

Wade Boggs, You’re My Hero

So for those of you that haven’t seen it yet, Wade Boggs came out with an awesome rant about how steroids at an autograph signing yesterday.  To see it in all its glory, click here.  As good a player as Boggs was, I think he’s been an even better personality since he retired.  If you [...]

Wait, You Can Take Drugs To Get Good at Sports?!? Well Gimme Some!!!

Although anyone with a pair of eyes already knew it, there is finally concrete evidence that Sammy Sosa took PEDs.  Sammy has been revealed to be among the famous 104 names, along with ARod, that tested positive in 2003.  Instead of stating the obvious, or feigning disgust like I’m sure that Disney-owned sports channel will [...]

Sosa Enhanced His Performance? SHOCKER!

Really? Are you surprised? I’m not. After all, he did cork his bat. It almost looks like they share a secret.

Big Papi Finally Pops Off

I’m sure that’s the title of the (soon to be defunct) Boston Globe this morning.  I don’t even have to google it to check.  I just know that’s what it is.  But either way, David Ortiz finally hit his first homer of the season.  This is a guy who hit 54 HR three years ago.  [...]