Tag Archives: Soccer

Give France a…. wait for it….

…hand. Give France a goddamn hand! I couldn’t resist, but that’s what the refs did just hours ago in their extra-time victory against Ireland.

The half-Irishman in me is disappointed, but not so much that I really want to see Henry’s head on a platter like the entire country of Eire. Well, at least he admitted [...]

Prem-i-er Stomp: Your Weekly EPL Preview

That picture will make sense in a minute.  Or maybe it won’t, I don’t care.  I’m only here for me anyway.  So, to the footy this weekend!

USA Shits On Spain….. Alexi & John, Jealous

Unlike the other fifteen percent of the world, I was working while the United States soccer team took an enormous shit on Spain.  Once I got home I watched a replay of the game while pondering the absurdity of the Spanish players’ haircuts.  When the final whistle blew, I smiled because I knew that the [...]

U.S. Soccer Wins! Landon Donovan Seen Talking to Red-Colored, Mean Guy with Horns.

On Sunday afternoon, the U.S. Men’s National Team defeated Egypt and advanced to the semifinals in the FIFA Confederations Cup, which is basically a World Cup dress rehearsal. Prior to yesterday’s game, the U.S Men’s National Team sucked really badly in the FIFA Confederations Cup. However, lucky for them, the Italians sucked just as much. [...]

The Final Score is 1-0, and You Wonder Why Americans Don’t Watch

So last night was the Champions League Final between FC Barcelona and Manchester United.  For those of you that don’t know what any of those things mean, let me break it down for you.  Soccer is pretty big in the rest of the world, but they call it football.  Considering how big football is in [...]