Tag Archives: Shaq

Free-Agentgasm 2010

“Who’s the REAL head coach of the Celtics? Oh, it’s this guy, no question!” Thanks for being honest, Doc. Glad he’s on my team now.

The Bulls just took a flashy step in their mating dance for this summer’s free agents by hiring the Celtics defensive guru Tom Thibodeau.
Widely considered the best defensive coach in the [...]

Thoughts on Shaq’s Legacy

In preparation for tonight’s match-up between the Cavaliers and Celtics, I have a few thoughts surrounding Shaquille O’Neal and his legacy.  Here it is as it currently stands in 17 seasons of work:
Rings:
4 championships total, including 3 straight (2000-2002).  He won with 2 different teams (LA and Miami).  Appeared in finals with 3 different teams [...]

Great Moments in Trash-Talking

In honor of the NBA playoffs getting underway, I bring you the funniest dis in NBA history courtesy of the Big Aristotle:

Hey small market teams, eat sh*t and die.

The baseball off-season has been slow to develop, unless your team was already awesome.  The Yanks got Granderson; the Sawx got Lackey and Mike Cameron; the Phillies traded one ace to Seattle (Lee) for another from Toronto (Halladay); the Angels got Matsui; the Mets will probably land Jason Bay; the Cardinals are desperate to re-sign [...]

My Left Foot, Starring Yao Ming

It’s been almost 2 months since it was discovered that Yao Ming had a season ending hairline fracture in his left foot.  So why the fuck hasn’t it healed?  Better yet, why is it worse than before?  Oh wait, I know why.  It’s because he weights 310lbs and has been walking on it ever since [...]