Tag Archives: San Diego Chargers

NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

Giant Asshole Assaults Slutty Pixie

Yesterday, Chargers’ linebacker and known steroid abuser Shawne Merriman was arrested for battery and false imprisonment after he choked and restrained his girlfriend/acquaintance (reports have varied on that), reality TV “star” Tila Tequila.   First off, why are so many athletes dating reality stars, ne fame whores.  Don’t they get enough attention from regular non-famous star [...]