Tag Archives: Ryan Theriot

Cubs Last, Best, Only Hope

Woo hoo!  The Cubs called up 20 year old prodigy shortstop Starlin Castro today.  He’s totally going to save our franchise and lead us to the promised land, where we’ll all live happily ever after.  I heard one time he slayed a giant, then feasted his on golden goose and magic beans before taking the [...]

My Interview with Sarah Spain

Hey there Other Fifteeners.  How ya doin’?  Can’t wait for the weekend to start?  Yeah, me too.  Not that the weekends are any different for me than any other day, but other people seem to like them a lot.  So we have a little treat for you: an interview with a legitimate member of the [...]