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Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

It’s time for our weekly football column!  This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played.  Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape.  They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

Brady: “I feel like my old Super-Bowl-winning, famous-chick-impregnating self.”

Tom Brady came back to football after missed all but ten minutes of last season.  Though he looked shaky on it at first, missing low on several throws in the first half to both Randy Moss and Wes Welker.  But by the end he was leading last minute game-winning touchdown drives and plunging cold daggers [...]