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Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability.  Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it.  Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

How to Beat an Assault Charge, by Tom Cable

It’s been a good week for the Raiders.  First, they beat the Eagles, now they find out that their coach will not have assault charges filed against him.  The Napa Police Dept. concluded  that Tom Cable assaulted one of his assistant coaches, Randy Hanson, during the pre-season and broke his jaw.  However, the District Attorney’s [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up.  We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch.  There is no in-between.  Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat.  I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

I Can’t Stop Thinking About JaMarcus Russell’s Ass

Hear me out for a second.  Upon hearing numerous stories like this one I can’t help but think of my first impression of watching JaMarcus Russell in a game.  It was week one on Monday Night Football.  Russell had been taken out after twisting his knee and sat out a couple plays.  When he was [...]