Tag Archives: Philadelphia Eagles

In Obvious PR Move, Colts Sign Reality Star’s Husband

With injured receiver Anthony Gonzalez out for several weeks, the Indianapolis Colts signed the husband of reality TV “star” Kendra Wilkinson to take his place.  Reportedly this guy used to play for the Eagles, but I don’t believe it.  They could have re-signed Marvin Harrison (for WAY more money, and with the risk of losing [...]

NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

Vick: “I’m Eager to Play Football and Not to Strangle, Hang, Drown, or Electrocute Dogs.”

Michael Vick has signed a one-year $1.6 million dollar contract with the Philadelphia Eagles, with an option for a second year at $5.2 million, and a potential $3 million in performance-based incentives. He might not get to play until midway through the year, and even then, it’s unsure what role he will play with [...]

R.I.P. Jim Johnson

As a Giants fan, I have the utmost respect for the former Philadelphia Eagles defensive coordinator. For years, he has ordered his gang of green-winged helmets after Giants’ quarterbacks. His blitz packages were bountiful, his defensive schemes puzzling, and, from what I hear, he was a really cool guy, too. My family and I have [...]