PEDs – The Other Fifteen

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Football Addict Gets His Next Fix

August 18, 2009 – 10:16 am

Brett Favre has changed his mind for the 15th time, and has accepted a contract with the Vikings. “But wait,” you say, “I thought he had decided once and for all to stay retired and live in bumblefuck Mississippi.” Well, dear reader, you clearly underestimated Brett Favre’s drive to compete, his need to feed his [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Brett Favre, Chicago Bears, Dan Fouts, Dan Marino, Fran Tarkenton, Green Bay Packers, Interceptions, Joe Montana, John Elway, John Madden, Johnny Unitas, Minnesota Vikings, New York Giants, New York Jets, Peyton Manning, Robert Brooks, Steve Young, Tom Brady, Top 10 QBs | Comments (5)

My Take on Ortiz, A-Rod, and PED’s

August 10, 2009 – 6:42 am

I am an unabashed fan of the Boston Red Sox and David Ortiz. If you are not a fan of the team than you can have no idea what David Ortiz as a player means to his fans. It is with that said that I feel like I have to believe his words from his [...]

By Patrick | Posted in Baseball | Also tagged A-Rod, Baseball, David Ortiz, Red Sox, steroids, Yankees | Comments (4)

My Douchebag Cheater Is Better Than Yours

August 7, 2009 – 8:57 am

I’m a Yankees fan. I love the Red Sox. Yeah, that’s right. Soak it in. I know that team better than any other team aside from the Yankees. I lived in Boston in 2004 (FUCK!) and I watched almost all of their games that season. I need them. I need the 5.5 hour match-ups with [...]

By JD | Posted in Baseball | Also tagged Alex Rodriguez, Big Papi, Billy Corgan, David Arias, David Ortiz, Dustin Pedroia, Kevin Youkilis, Peter Gammons, Red Sox, steroids, Yankees | Comments (5)

PEDs in the NBA

August 7, 2009 – 8:22 am

The Orlando Magic’s Rashard Lewis tested positive for elevated testosterone levels yesterday and was suspended by the league for 10 games. Lewis claims it was from an over the counter supplement that he took, which must have had a banned substance in it. It seems pretty believable, and it does happen. But are we just [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Basketball | Also tagged BALCO, HGH, Kirk Radomsi, Mets, NBA, Orlando Magic, Rashard Lewis, steroids | Comments (0)

I’m not Afraid to Say “I Told You So”

July 30, 2009 – 12:05 pm

I know it seems petty, but you have to trust me when I say I’m not bragging about being right on this one. This is a sad day in baseball, though probably not for Yankees fans. David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez have been confirmed as two of the names that tested positive in the now-infamous [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Baseball | Also tagged David Ortiz, steroids | Comments (0)

Wait, You Can Take Drugs To Get Good at Sports?!? Well Gimme Some!!!

June 16, 2009 – 4:25 pm

Although anyone with a pair of eyes already knew it, there is finally concrete evidence that Sammy Sosa took PEDs. Sammy has been revealed to be among the famous 104 names, along with ARod, that tested positive in 2003. Instead of stating the obvious, or feigning disgust like I’m sure that Disney-owned sports channel will [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Baseball | Also tagged Sammy Sosa, steroids | Comments (4)

Sosa Enhanced His Performance? SHOCKER!

June 16, 2009 – 4:09 pm

Really? Are you surprised? I’m not. After all, he did cork his bat. It almost looks like they share a secret.

By JD | Posted in Baseball | Also tagged Sosa, steroids | Comments (2)

The Other Fifteen