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Brian Roberts Can Eat a Pile of Dicks

April 13, 2010 – 4:59 pm

Everyone has at least one guy on their fantasy team who screws them every year.  This year, my guy is Brian Roberts.  He’s been a steady second baseman for his whole career, and there was no reason to believe that would change any time soon.  But Brian Roberts had different ideas, and he’s now on [...]

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Tim Kurkjian Cums in his Pants While Talking About Albert Pujols

June 8, 2009 – 8:05 pm

An unusual and embarrassing moment occurred during Baseball Tonight this afternoon involving ESPN baseball
commentator Tim Kukjian.  In a segment examining the hitting skills of Abert Pujols, Kurkjian appeared to ejaculate in his underwear.
“Look at that plate discipline,” Kurjian said.  “Nobody has a better understanding of the strike zone, or more patience at the plate waiting [...]

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