Greg Oden is sad that his nekkid pictures got out. But not as sad as the people who accidentally saw them.

Gregg Oden can now be added to the list of celebrities with naked pictures circulating on the interwebz.  Since neither I, nor anyone else, would willfully seek out and look at these pictures, one can only speculate as to how disgusting he looks in his birthday suit.  The one question I have is: Which is more wrinkly, his forehead or his nut sack?  These are the questions that “hard-hitting” journalists dare not ask.  That’s why you come to me… for the scrotum questions.