Tag Archives: NFL

Famous Racist Tries to Buy Rams

October 14, 2009 – 11:26 am

Notorious racist, rampant drug addict, massive hypocrite, and overall terrible person Rush Limbaugh is trying to buy a minority stake in the St. Louis Rams.  But wait, I thought he hated minorities…?  Here are a few of the reasons why he shouldn’t be allowed to have any association with the NFL.
“The NFL all too often [...]

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Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 13, 2009 – 12:55 pm

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up.  We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch.  There is no in-between.  Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat.  I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

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NFL Player of the Week

October 8, 2009 – 9:45 am

I know it’s a little late, but I’ve been busy adding writers, editing video casts, and  working on improving the site, so lay off.  Either way, I wanted to start a new tradition here at TOF: the NFL player of the week.  Our first inductee is the Vikings Jared Allen, who had a whopping four [...]

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Holy hell almighty!

September 27, 2009 – 3:46 pm

Not much to say here, as I didn’t get to see it, but this native Michigander is pleased as punch that the Lions have finally broken their 19-game losing streak by beating the Washington Stereotypes 19-14.
From the clips I saw, Matthew Stafford actually looks like a somewhat legit NFL quarterback. Calvin Johnson and Kevin Smith [...]

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Brady: “I feel like my old Super-Bowl-winning, famous-chick-impregnating self.”

September 15, 2009 – 10:25 am

Tom Brady came back to football after missed all but ten minutes of last season.  Though he looked shaky on it at first, missing low on several throws in the first half to both Randy Moss and Wes Welker.  But by the end he was leading last minute game-winning touchdown drives and plunging cold daggers [...]

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NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

September 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

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Goodell to Poor Fans: “Fuck You”

September 2, 2009 – 8:02 am

The NFL announced yesterday that there are several teams in smaller markets that will have trouble selling out games this year, including some that will struggle to do so for all eight home games.  The real trouble with this is that the NFL has a “blackout” rule that states that if any single game isn’t [...]

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