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Devin Hester’s Butt

November 23, 2009 – 3:44 pm

I was at this game, and nobody in the stadium noticed Devin Hester getting pantsed by the Eagles D. Guess those who were watching on TV got lucky, or unlucky… I forget if accidentally seeing a grown man’s ass on TV is considered good luck or not.

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Bears, Devin Hester, Eagles, NBC, Sunday Night Football | Comments (0)

Marshawn Lynch is Hyphy

November 22, 2009 – 1:39 pm

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Bills, Cal, E-40, Ghost Ride the Whip, Hyphy, Marshawn Lynch, NCAA | Comments (0)

Someone’s Ready for Sunday

November 15, 2009 – 12:26 pm

Business up front, party in the back. Jared Allen does a better job of justifying his mullet than anyone else who’s ever had a mullet.

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Jared Allen, VIkings | Comments (0)

History Kicks Ass: Rocky Bleier

November 11, 2009 – 6:47 pm

Today we have a special History Kicks Ass in honor of Veterans Day. Rocky Bleier is the kind of badass that legends are made of. He was a member of the 1966 Notre Dame national championship team, and the captain of the team in his senior season of 1967. He was a promising rookie in [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged History Kicks Ass, Rocky Bleier, Steelers | Comments (1)

Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

November 9, 2009 – 5:35 pm

It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Broncos, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Chad Ochocinco, Chargers, Chiefs, Chris Chambers, Colts, Cowboys, Dolphins, Eagles, Eli Manning, Falcons, Giants, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner, LaDanian Tomlinson, Larry johnson, Lions, Michael Turner, Miles Austin, Packers, Panthers, Patriots, Phillip Rivers, Randy Moss, Ravens, Redskins, Saints, Seahawks, Steelers, Texans, Titans, Tom Brady, Tommy Harris, Vince Young | Comments (0)

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability. Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it. Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Bills, Brady Quinn, Brett Favre, Browns, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Cedric Benson, Chargers, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Dan Snyder, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Drew Brees, Eagles, Falcons, Giants, JaMarcus Russel, Jets, Larry johnson, Matt Millen, Miles Austin, Packers, Panthers, Patrick Crayton, Patriots, Raiders, Rams, Redskins, Reggie Bush, Roy WIlliams, Saints, Steelers, Texans, VIkings | Comments (2)

How to Beat an Assault Charge, by Tom Cable

October 23, 2009 – 10:00 am

It’s been a good week for the Raiders. First, they beat the Eagles, now they find out that their coach will not have assault charges filed against him. The Napa Police Dept. concluded that Tom Cable assaulted one of his assistant coaches, Randy Hanson, during the pre-season and broke his jaw. However, the District Attorney’s [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Raiders, Randy Hanson, TOm Cable | Comments (0)

Drew Breese: “And I’ll break all your daddy’s records, too!”

October 19, 2009 – 1:37 pm

Drew Brees was overheard shouting “Deez nutz!” as he threw his 4th TD pass in his team’s destruction of the formerly undefeated Giants. Eli and the Giants looked like crap against the only good team they’ve played all year, while the Saints looked great in ever phase of the game. Brees not only proved how [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Archie Manning, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Giants, Jeremy Shockey, Saints | Comments (2)

ESPN is Made of Lemmings

October 17, 2009 – 11:42 am

I was going to write an NFL picks column today, but instead I would like to pick on the people who do. As I was preparing for my post, I took a look at ESPN’s “expert” picks. Here’s what their chart looks like.
Notice anything odd? Like, maybe, how there are 5 unanimous picks, 4 picks [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Chris Berman, ESPN, Giants, Saints, Sean Salisbury | Comments (4)

Football Players get Hit in the Head A Lot. This is Bad for Them.

October 16, 2009 – 12:04 pm

Here’s a stat for you: the average life span for a professional football player is 55, 52 if they are a lineman. Digest that for a bit. That’s more than 20 years taken off of their life expectancy compared to the rest of the population. While much of that has to do with linemen being [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 60 Minutes, Kyle Turley, Malcolm Gladwell, Michael Vick, Rams, Ravens, Ted Johnson, The New Yorker | Comments (0)

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