Tag Archives: New York Giants

NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

Football Addict Gets His Next Fix

Brett Favre has changed his mind for the 15th time, and has accepted a contract with the Vikings. “But wait,” you say, “I thought he had decided once and for all to stay retired and live in bumblefuck Mississippi.”  Well, dear reader, you clearly underestimated Brett Favre’s drive to compete, his need to feed his [...]

R.I.P. Jim Johnson

As a Giants fan, I have the utmost respect for the former Philadelphia Eagles defensive coordinator. For years, he has ordered his gang of green-winged helmets after Giants’ quarterbacks. His blitz packages were bountiful, his defensive schemes puzzling, and, from what I hear, he was a really cool guy, too. My family and I have [...]