Tag Archives: New England Patriots

Tom Brady: “I’m Back, B*tch”

October 19, 2009 – 1:12 pm

Tom Brady threw six touchdown yesterday in a 59-0 demolition of the Tennessee Oilers yesterday, including an NFL record 5 TDs in one quarter (he did it in the second).  And his tear-down of a team one year removed from Superbowl contention might cost Coach Jeff Fisher his job.  I didn’t watch the game, but [...]

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Brady: “I feel like my old Super-Bowl-winning, famous-chick-impregnating self.”

September 15, 2009 – 10:25 am

Tom Brady came back to football after missed all but ten minutes of last season.  Though he looked shaky on it at first, missing low on several throws in the first half to both Randy Moss and Wes Welker.  But by the end he was leading last minute game-winning touchdown drives and plunging cold daggers [...]

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NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

September 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

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