Tag Archives: NBA

Free-Agentgasm 2010

“Who’s the REAL head coach of the Celtics? Oh, it’s this guy, no question!” Thanks for being honest, Doc. Glad he’s on my team now.

The Bulls just took a flashy step in their mating dance for this summer’s free agents by hiring the Celtics defensive guru Tom Thibodeau.
Widely considered the best defensive coach in the [...]

Zach Randolph is a Druglord

Memphis Grizzlies All-Star forward Zach Randolph is about to go to jail for a long time.  In his home state of Indiana, Police were staking out a stash house.  Eventually they pulled over an Escalade that was known to park there, and its driver who frequented the stash house.  The vehicle ended up being registered [...]

Steve Nash is a Baddass

Los Suns beat the Lakers last night to even the series at 2 apiece.  But the most remarkable thing about this is the extraordinary amount of abuse Steve Nash has taken along the way and still led his team to victory.  In game 3, which Phoenix also won, Steve Nash had his nose broken while [...]

Thoughts on Shaq’s Legacy

In preparation for tonight’s match-up between the Cavaliers and Celtics, I have a few thoughts surrounding Shaquille O’Neal and his legacy.  Here it is as it currently stands in 17 seasons of work:
Rings:
4 championships total, including 3 straight (2000-2002).  He won with 2 different teams (LA and Miami).  Appeared in finals with 3 different teams [...]

Is LeBron Coming to the Bulls?

The Bulls season is over.  I could spend a lot of time recapping the ‘09-’10 season, but, truthfully, you’ve all seen the games and know what happened already.  And I’m not much for waxing nostalgic.  I’d rather focus on our bright future than our plucky past.  I’d rather gawk at our young playoff team and [...]

Kobe, maybe you can be there when I learn to trust people again.

Courtesy of Those Lil Rabbits, a Lakers fan who will support Kobe in every way:

Great Moments in Trash-Talking

These two dunks were so vicious, words would have spoiled them.  So instead our dunkers just taunted their opponents.  Ah, it’s good to have playoff basketball back in my life.

Great Moments in Trash-Talking

In honor of the NBA playoffs getting underway, I bring you the funniest dis in NBA history courtesy of the Big Aristotle:

What the Phuck is Wrong with You?

Alright Philly, it’s time we had a talk.  First of all, what’s wrong with you?  As a city?  As a society?  What the hell is your problem?  And make no mistake, you have a problem.  At a certain point, events stop being isolated incidents and start being a pattern, and Philadelphia sports fans have a [...]

Rose Dunks on the Celtics

No words, just video: