Tag Archives: Minnesota Vikings

NFL Player of the Week

October 8, 2009 – 9:45 am

I know it’s a little late, but I’ve been busy adding writers, editing video casts, and  working on improving the site, so lay off.  Either way, I wanted to start a new tradition here at TOF: the NFL player of the week.  Our first inductee is the Vikings Jared Allen, who had a whopping four [...]

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NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

September 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

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Brittle Old Man to Start for Vikings

August 31, 2009 – 2:05 pm

Breaking news!  Brett Favre has a broken rib.  Get it?  “Breaking” news.  I fucking kill me.  Brett Favre has told Vikings’ staff that he has trouble taking deep breaths and that he likely has a broken rib.  Early reports state that the rib snapped off of the rest of Favre’s rib cage in an attempt [...]

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Hey Brett Favre: Nobody Likes You!

August 27, 2009 – 8:21 am

Holy shit.  I revel in bad news about Brett Favre more than almost anyone on the planet, but I don’t think you have to hate the guy to appreciate this.  Here’s a quote from ESPN this morning:
“What two knowledgeable NFL people described earlier this week as an ‘issue’ in the Minnesota Vikings locker room was [...]

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Football Addict Gets His Next Fix

August 18, 2009 – 10:16 am

Brett Favre has changed his mind for the 15th time, and has accepted a contract with the Vikings. “But wait,” you say, “I thought he had decided once and for all to stay retired and live in bumblefuck Mississippi.”  Well, dear reader, you clearly underestimated Brett Favre’s drive to compete, his need to feed his [...]

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