Tag Archives: Mark Texiera

Johnny Damon Is WAY Smarter Than He Looks

November 2, 2009 – 8:46 am

Yes, Johnny Damon became famous as one of the key guys on a team that bragged about being a bunch of idiots.  Yes, he  married a stripper who he started dating because his friend Derek Lowe, who was nailing her at the time, said “Dude, you have to sleep with this chick.  It’s awesome!”  But [...]

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Total-Lee, Complete-Lee, Utter-Lee, Absolute-Lee, Thorough-Lee, Positive-Lee Dominant

October 29, 2009 – 10:00 am

I think I covered all the cheesy puns that will appear on sports pages this morning.  News papers are predictable.  Maybe THAT’s why they’re going out of business, because they use puns as headlines.  Anyway, Cliff Lee pitched one of the great games in World Series History last night.  It would have been a shutout [...]

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Whoever Wins, Philly fans are Gonna Get Stabby

October 27, 2009 – 11:11 pm

The World Series is here!  There are so many cool angles to this matchup.  There are the two best lineups in baseball, two great three-man rotations, former teammates and back-to-back Cy Young winners CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee facing off in game 1 (and maybe more than once), Pedro vs. the Yankees in a contest [...]

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