Francisco is seriously considering not inviting Luis to his birthday party.

Sorry Frankie, but you knew what you were getting into. The Mets are the opposite of Mark Teixeira hustling from first on a routine pop-up to win the game. That would never even occur to them. Honestly, can you even picture Jose Reyes doing that?

Every season the Mets begin with a seemingly (although sometimes only to themselves) well-built team. And every year that team sinks. Sometimes sooner rather than later. The overpaid, underwhelming, and possibly drunk (Jeremy says he’s a drinker) Luis Castillo is the current captain of this sinking ship.

Look at the picture. Even the mighty K-Rod is starting to thinking about it:

“Why did I sign here? Why doesn’t Ryan Church play? Oliver Perez? Really? Why did they have to sign Gary? I hate Gary. John Maine? Really? Why is David not getting better? Where’s that fast guy whose skills are already declining? Where is fucking Pedro? Tim Redding? Really? I bet its warm in L.A. or Anaheim today. Can Johan pitch everyday? Why? Why? WHY?”