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Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

It’s time for our weekly football column!  This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played.  Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape.  They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up.  We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch.  There is no in-between.  Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat.  I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

Talkin’ Football: The Sport My Jewish Mother Would Never Let Me Play “Because You Could Get Hurt, Boobelah.”

I’m in Chicago this week for the Jewish holiday’s and my 10 year high school reunion, which should be really interesting when I tell them that I do THIS with my life now.  I just got off the phone with my grandmother making plans to pick her up tomorrow for morning services, and was reminded [...]

Holy hell almighty!

Not much to say here, as I didn’t get to see it, but this native Michigander is pleased as punch that the Lions have finally broken their 19-game losing streak by beating the Washington Stereotypes 19-14.
From the clips I saw, Matthew Stafford actually looks like a somewhat legit NFL quarterback. Calvin Johnson and Kevin Smith [...]