Tag Archives: Kurt Warner

3 Beatdowns and a Little Baby (Keith Brooking)

Welcome to the weekend roundup.  Let’s jump right in.
Cardinals/Saints
Here’s all you need to know about this game:

Not the QB shootout I was hoping for.  The Cardinals couldn’t protect Warner, which kept him from getting the ball in the hands of his talented receivers. Meanwhile, Drew Brees and Reggie Bush put on a pretty good [...]

Every Grocery Bagger’s Hero

Yesterday Kurt Warner played possibly the greatest game by a QB in the history of the NFL playoffs.  Here is his stat line:
29-33, 379 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INT
He had more TDs than incompletions.    One of his incompletions was due to Charles Woodson, possibly the defensive MVP, just barely tipping the ball off course.  [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

It’s time for our weekly football column!  This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played.  Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape.  They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

Adventures of Links

After yesterday’s barely existent and extremely depressing sports news cycle we were owed a day full of interesting sports stories (and ones that didn’t make you want to take a bath with a plugged-in hair dryer).  Well, the sports gods have provided.  Here’s some links to the best stories of the day.
Hilarious f#ck ups from [...]

NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]