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USA Shits On Spain….. Alexi & John, Jealous

Unlike the other fifteen percent of the world, I was working while the United States soccer team took an enormous shit on Spain.  Once I got home I watched a replay of the game while pondering the absurdity of the Spanish players’ haircuts.  When the final whistle blew, I smiled because I knew that the [...]