Tag Archives: JaMarcus Russel

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability.  Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it.  Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

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I Can’t Stop Thinking About JaMarcus Russell’s Ass

October 9, 2009 – 2:05 pm

Hear me out for a second.  Upon hearing numerous stories like this one I can’t help but think of my first impression of watching JaMarcus Russell in a game.  It was week one on Monday Night Football.  Russell had been taken out after twisting his knee and sat out a couple plays.  When he was [...]

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Bay Area Baddasses

September 21, 2009 – 11:04 am

Yesterday, both the Raiders and the 49ers won, which really hasn’t happened on the same day all too often in the last few years.  But there’s something different about these two teams that makes me think they will get back some of their mystique and be back to their winning ways in the very near [...]

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A Chat with a Raiders Fan

September 2, 2009 – 11:08 am

So my friend Dave is a friend of the Raiders, and with all the crazy news surrounding his team (from the coach punching an assistant in the face to the ongoing saga of their undead owner) I decided to talk to him about his beloved franchise prior to the start of the ‘09 season.

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