Tag Archives: Indianapolis Colts

Famous Racist Tries to Buy Rams

October 14, 2009 – 11:26 am

Notorious racist, rampant drug addict, massive hypocrite, and overall terrible person Rush Limbaugh is trying to buy a minority stake in the St. Louis Rams.  But wait, I thought he hated minorities…?  Here are a few of the reasons why he shouldn’t be allowed to have any association with the NFL.
“The NFL all too often [...]

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In Obvious PR Move, Colts Sign Reality Star’s Husband

September 18, 2009 – 10:18 am

With injured receiver Anthony Gonzalez out for several weeks, the Indianapolis Colts signed the husband of reality TV “star” Kendra Wilkinson to take his place.  Reportedly this guy used to play for the Eagles, but I don’t believe it.  They could have re-signed Marvin Harrison (for WAY more money, and with the risk of losing [...]

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NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

September 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

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