Tag Archives: Hanley Ramirez

I’m Hanley Ramirez, Bitch!

Last night, Hanley Ramirez was benched after he decided not to hustle in chasing after a ball he booted, even though doing so allowed two runs to score.  When asked why he didn’t run hard, Hanley said, “I’m Hanley Ramirez, bitch.”  He later told manager Freddy Gonzalez, “Fuck your bench, Freddy!  Fuck your bench!”  Ramirez [...]

Cubs Last, Best, Only Hope

Woo hoo!  The Cubs called up 20 year old prodigy shortstop Starlin Castro today.  He’s totally going to save our franchise and lead us to the promised land, where we’ll all live happily ever after.  I heard one time he slayed a giant, then feasted his on golden goose and magic beans before taking the [...]