Tag Archives: Green Bay Packers

Favre to Retire

January 25, 2010 – 11:43 am

Vikings quarterback Brett Favre called a press conference today to announce his (third) retirement from football.  Favre cried a lot and said that finishing his career on a game in which his 2 interceptions and 1 fumble ended his team’s chance at a title was a fitting way to call it quits.  Immediately after his [...]

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Every Grocery Bagger’s Hero

January 11, 2010 – 9:37 am

Yesterday Kurt Warner played possibly the greatest game by a QB in the history of the NFL playoffs.  Here is his stat line:
29-33, 379 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INT
He had more TDs than incompletions.    One of his incompletions was due to Charles Woodson, possibly the defensive MVP, just barely tipping the ball off course.  [...]

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Waking Up with a Cutler Hangover

September 14, 2009 – 7:27 am

In last night’s game, Bears QB Jay Cutler led us on a 4th quarter drive down the field to score and take the lead with three minutes left in the game.  I thought I had just seen him engineer his first 4th quarter comeback as a Bear.  Then Nathan Vasher decided to fall asleep on [...]

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NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

September 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

WOOO!!!  FOOTBALL!!!!  WOO!!!!  That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back!  For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

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Football Addict Gets His Next Fix

August 18, 2009 – 10:16 am

Brett Favre has changed his mind for the 15th time, and has accepted a contract with the Vikings. “But wait,” you say, “I thought he had decided once and for all to stay retired and live in bumblefuck Mississippi.”  Well, dear reader, you clearly underestimated Brett Favre’s drive to compete, his need to feed his [...]

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