January 6, 2010 – 10:34 am
Randy Johnson is retiring from baseball. No longer can we tune in to watch him do his scarecrow imitation on the mound, or see the game’s greatest mullet in action. He leaves the game as one of the greatest pitchers of all time, and definitely the only person in the history of the world to [...]
November 9, 2009 – 5:35 pm
It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!
Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Broncos, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Chad Ochocinco, Chargers, Chiefs, Chris Chambers, Colts, Cowboys, Dolphins, Eagles, Eli Manning, Falcons, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner, LaDanian Tomlinson, Larry johnson, Lions, Michael Turner, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patriots, Phillip Rivers, Randy Moss, Ravens, Redskins, Saints, Seahawks, Steelers, Texans, Titans, Tom Brady, Tommy Harris, Vince Young
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October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am
Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability. Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it. Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Bills, Brady Quinn, Brett Favre, Browns, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Cedric Benson, Chargers, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Dan Snyder, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Drew Brees, Eagles, Falcons, JaMarcus Russel, Jets, Larry johnson, Matt Millen, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patrick Crayton, Patriots, Raiders, Rams, Redskins, Reggie Bush, Roy WIlliams, Saints, Steelers, Texans, VIkings
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October 13, 2009 – 12:55 pm
Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up. We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch. There is no in-between. Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat. I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged 49ers, Bears, Bengals, Bill Belichick, Bills, Brady Quinn, Broncos, Browns, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Chad Henne, Chad Ochocinco, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Darius Heyward-Bey, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Dre Bly, Eagles, Eli Manning, Eric Mangini, Falcons, Frank Gore, Jack Del Rio, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, JaMarcus Russell, Jeff Fisher, Jeremy Maclin, Jets, Kellen Winslow Jr., Lions, Matt Cassel, Matt Millen, Matt Ryan, Matthew Stafford, Michael Crabtree, Mike SIngletary, Miles Austin, NFL, Panthers, Pat White, Patriots, Percy Harvin, Peyton Manning, Raiders, Rams, Ravens, Ray Lewis, Roddy White, Romeo Crennel, Seahawks, Steelers, Steve Spagnuolo, Texans, Titans, Tony Romo, Vernon Davis, VIkings, Vince Young
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September 27, 2009 – 11:19 pm
I’m in Chicago this week for the Jewish holiday’s and my 10 year high school reunion, which should be really interesting when I tell them that I do THIS with my life now. I just got off the phone with my grandmother making plans to pick her up tomorrow for morning services, and was reminded [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged Arizona, Bears, Bengals, Brett Favre, Chicago, Cleveland, Colts, Cubs, Drew Brees, Fred Taylor, Jay Cutler, Jews, Jones-Drew, Kyle Orton, Lions, Mark Sanchez, Mike Vick, Phillip Rivers, Rams, Ravens, Tampa Bay, White Sox
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August 3, 2009 – 12:24 pm
Hey there readers. I know that everyone has already weighed in on the trades made right before the deadline, but I have an excuse for being late to the party. There was a wedding in The Other Fifteen family, as our Vice President and Co-Creator Patrick Carey got married to his longtime better half. It [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Baseball, Fantasy Island
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Also tagged Cliff Lee, Cubs, Dodgers, Freddy Sanchez, George Sherrill, Jack Wilson, Jake Peavy, Jarrod Washburn, Jerry Hairston Jr., John Grabow, Mariners, Marlins, Nick Johnson, Orlando Cabrera, Phillies, Pirates, Red Sox, Reds, Ryan Garko, Scott Rolen, Tigers, Tom Gorzelanny, Trade Deadline, Twins, Victor Martinez, White Sox, Yankees
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