Tag Archives: Giants

Big Unit Hangs Up His Jock

Randy Johnson is retiring from baseball.  No longer can we tune in to watch him do his scarecrow imitation on the mound, or  see the game’s greatest mullet in action.  He leaves the game as one of the greatest pitchers of all time, and definitely the only person in the history of the world to [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

It’s time for our weekly football column!  This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played.  Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape.  They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability.  Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it.  Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

Drew Breese: “And I’ll break all your daddy’s records, too!”

Drew Brees was overheard shouting “Deez nutz!” as he threw his 4th TD pass in his team’s destruction of the formerly undefeated Giants.  Eli and the Giants looked like crap against the only good team they’ve played all year, while the Saints looked great in ever phase of the game.  Brees not only proved how [...]

ESPN is Made of Lemmings

I was going to write an NFL picks column today, but instead I would like to pick on the people who do.  As I was preparing for my post, I took a look at ESPN’s “expert” picks.  Here’s what their chart looks like.
Notice anything odd?  Like, maybe, how there are 5 unanimous picks, 4 picks [...]

A Great Excuse to Watch This Clip

David Tyree signed with the Ravens yesterday.  That’s all the excuse I need to re-watch the greatest play in Super Bowl history.

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up.  We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch.  There is no in-between.  Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat.  I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

Talkin’ Football: The Sport My Jewish Mother Would Never Let Me Play “Because You Could Get Hurt, Boobelah.”

I’m in Chicago this week for the Jewish holiday’s and my 10 year high school reunion, which should be really interesting when I tell them that I do THIS with my life now.  I just got off the phone with my grandmother making plans to pick her up tomorrow for morning services, and was reminded [...]

Thoughts on the Deadline Deals

Hey there readers.  I know that everyone has already weighed in on the trades made right before the deadline, but I have an excuse for being late to the party.  There was a  wedding in The Other Fifteen family, as our Vice President and Co-Creator Patrick Carey got married to his longtime better half.  It [...]