Tag Archives: ESPN

Steve Phillips REALLY IS an Idiot

Yesterday I ran a story about an incredibly dumb thing Steve Phillips said on the air.  Well apparently his stupidity isn’t just limited to things he says in TV about baseball.  This morning ESPN suspended him for an affair he had with a 22 year old production assistant that led to her stalking him, his [...]

Steve Phillips Is an Idiot

ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips proved why he doesn’t work for any teams after being fired by the Mets.  Phillips just said on air that he didn’t think the Yankees should start CC Sabathia today because starters on short rest in the playoffs historically have a worse record than when they start on a full [...]

ESPN is Made of Lemmings

I was going to write an NFL picks column today, but instead I would like to pick on the people who do.  As I was preparing for my post, I took a look at ESPN’s “expert” picks.  Here’s what their chart looks like.
Notice anything odd?  Like, maybe, how there are 5 unanimous picks, 4 picks [...]

Way to mess up again, ESPN

I’m trying to tread carefully here, but this needs to be talked about. And I’m a Gentile, so just want to say that I’m not trying to piss anyone off. Only Yankees fans.
Last Sunday, I was watching the Cardinals play the Cubs on ESPN. Don’t ask me why I watched this instead of the Giants/ [...]

The Inside Scoop from a Giant Floating Head

I was reading John Clayton’s mailbag today , and couldn’t help but fixate on his picture.  In fact, every time he appears on my TV, I’m transfixed by this giant floating cranium in front of me.  I don’t hear a single word he says.  They call him “The Professor,” so apparently his analysis is pretty [...]

Is Prince Fielder Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?

So I’ve thought about this a lot in the last few days.  In case you need catching up, Prince Fielder got beaned by Guillermo Mota during a blowout by the Dodgers in retaliation for the Brewers accidentally hitting Manny.  Fielder looked mad, but did nothing.  THEN, after the game Fielder tried to break into the [...]