It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!
Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]
Drew Brees was overheard shouting “Deez nutz!” as he threw his 4th TD pass in his team’s destruction of the formerly undefeated Giants. Eli and the Giants looked like crap against the only good team they’ve played all year, while the Saints looked great in ever phase of the game. Brees not only proved how [...]
David Tyree signed with the Ravens yesterday. That’s all the excuse I need to re-watch the greatest play in Super Bowl history.
Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up. We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch. There is no in-between. Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat. I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]
WOOO!!! FOOTBALL!!!! WOO!!!! That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back! For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]
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