Tag Archives: Eagles

Devin Hester’s Butt

November 23, 2009 – 3:44 pm

I was at this game, and nobody in the stadium noticed Devin Hester getting pantsed by the Eagles D.  Guess those who were watching on TV got lucky, or unlucky… I forget if accidentally seeing a grown man’s ass on TV is considered good luck or not.

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Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

November 9, 2009 – 5:35 pm

It’s time for our weekly football column!  This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played.  Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape.  They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

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Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability.  Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it.  Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

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Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 13, 2009 – 12:55 pm

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up.  We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch.  There is no in-between.  Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat.  I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

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