Tag Archives: Derek Jeter

Yankees Going to the World Series for the First Time Since Shut The F#ck Up

October 26, 2009 – 8:52 am

The Yankees beat the Angels last night to advance to the World Series for the first time since 2003.  They also haven’t won since 2000.  Did you know that?  Because apparently they are supposed to win every year.  A whole 6 years since they’ve been there?  And we somehow survived?  8 years since they’ve won, [...]

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Brady: “I feel like my old Super-Bowl-winning, famous-chick-impregnating self.”

September 15, 2009 – 10:25 am

Tom Brady came back to football after missed all but ten minutes of last season.  Though he looked shaky on it at first, missing low on several throws in the first half to both Randy Moss and Wes Welker.  But by the end he was leading last minute game-winning touchdown drives and plunging cold daggers [...]

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Jeter Ties Gehrig’s Record, Improves Batting Average, and Maxim Hot 100 Average All In the Same Night

September 10, 2009 – 8:16 am

You want to hate him. You TRY to hate him. You probably tell other people you hate him. But you don’t. You can’t. Yeah, you might be a little jealous that Derek Jeter tied the Iron Horse’s hit record and then waived to Minka “Lyla” Kelly (seriously, has anyone in the history of sports done [...]

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Happy Birthday Jeter. Now Go Deflower Some Hot Girl We Don’t Even Know About Yet.

June 26, 2009 – 3:23 pm

I’m a Yankees fan. And like every Yankees fan, I like Derek Jeter for reasons I don’t think I need to go into, as they will be incredibly repetitive and derivative. Also like many other Yankee fans, I am often disenfranchised with the way the team is run. Jeter is in the final two years [...]

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