December 16, 2009 – 3:29 pm
The baseball off-season has been slow to develop, unless your team was already awesome. The Yanks got Granderson; the Sawx got Lackey and Mike Cameron; the Phillies traded one ace to Seattle (Lee) for another from Toronto (Halladay); the Angels got Matsui; the Mets will probably land Jason Bay; the Cardinals are desperate to re-sign [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Baseball, Basketball
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Also tagged Blue Jays, Cavaliers, Celtics, Cliff Lee, Curtis Granderson, Hawks, Jamaal Crawford, Jason Bay, John Lackey, Lakers, Magic, Matt holliday, Mavericks, Mets, Mike Cameron, Phillies, Rasheed Wallace, Red Sox, Richard Jefferson, Rockets, Ron Artest, Roy Halladay, Seattle, Shaq, Shawne Marion, Spurs, Trevor Ariza, Vince Carter, Yankees
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November 9, 2009 – 5:35 pm
It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!
Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Broncos, Buccaneers, Chad Ochocinco, Chargers, Chiefs, Chris Chambers, Colts, Cowboys, Dolphins, Eagles, Eli Manning, Falcons, Giants, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner, LaDanian Tomlinson, Larry johnson, Lions, Michael Turner, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patriots, Phillip Rivers, Randy Moss, Ravens, Redskins, Saints, Seahawks, Steelers, Texans, Titans, Tom Brady, Tommy Harris, Vince Young
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October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am
Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability. Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it. Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Bills, Brady Quinn, Brett Favre, Browns, Buccaneers, Cedric Benson, Chargers, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Dan Snyder, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Drew Brees, Eagles, Falcons, Giants, JaMarcus Russel, Jets, Larry johnson, Matt Millen, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patrick Crayton, Patriots, Raiders, Rams, Redskins, Reggie Bush, Roy WIlliams, Saints, Steelers, Texans, VIkings
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October 26, 2009 – 7:21 am
Just kidding Mark. We’re still cool, right? What’s that? We were never cool? Because we’ve never met? Fine, be that way. So in case you didn’t hear the news, Mark McGwire is going to be the Cardinals hitting coach next year. McGwire hasn’t been involved in baseball since his retirement in 2001, unless you count [...]
October 17, 2009 – 9:17 am
OMG, you guys. Last night’s games were, like, totes lame, right? Seriously though, one of those games was won on an error and a bases-loaded walk, while the other was won on three errors. That’s shitty baseball. I was super psyched to see Pedro pitch (and he didn’t disappoint), and to see the Yanks/Angels series [...]
October 16, 2009 – 6:51 am
Here’s the second episode of second half baseball predictions from me and JD. In this chapter we cover the NL division winners, the MVPs, the Cy Young winners, and our favorites for the World Series. Enjoy!
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Baseball
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Also tagged Aaron Harang, Albert Pujols, Dave Duncan, Dodgers, Dusty Baker, Ichiro, Joe Mauer, Joe Torre, Marlins, MLB, NL, Pedro Martinez, Phillies, Rockies, Roy Halladay, Tim Lincicum, World Series, Zack Greinke
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October 13, 2009 – 12:55 pm
Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up. We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch. There is no in-between. Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat. I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Football
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Also tagged 49ers, Bears, Bengals, Bill Belichick, Bills, Brady Quinn, Broncos, Browns, Buccaneers, Chad Henne, Chad Ochocinco, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Darius Heyward-Bey, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Dre Bly, Eagles, Eli Manning, Eric Mangini, Falcons, Frank Gore, Giants, Jack Del Rio, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, JaMarcus Russell, Jeff Fisher, Jeremy Maclin, Jets, Kellen Winslow Jr., Lions, Matt Cassel, Matt Millen, Matt Ryan, Matthew Stafford, Michael Crabtree, Mike SIngletary, Miles Austin, NFL, Panthers, Pat White, Patriots, Percy Harvin, Peyton Manning, Raiders, Rams, Ravens, Ray Lewis, Roddy White, Romeo Crennel, Seahawks, Steelers, Steve Spagnuolo, Texans, Titans, Tony Romo, Vernon Davis, VIkings, Vince Young
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October 9, 2009 – 9:54 am
For those of you that haven’t seen any of the playoff games, good for you. I guarantee you were doing something better. And for those of you, like me, who have watched them closely: I’m sorry. Seriously. These games have sucked. My eyes want a refund. Here’s my break down:
Rockies at Philly Game 1
BORING! Normally [...]
By Jeremy Hawn
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Posted in Baseball
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Also tagged Aaron Cook, Angels, Bud Selig, Chris Carpenter, Dodgers, John Lackey, Matt holliday, Matt Kemp, MLB playoffs, Phillies, Red Sox, Rockies, Torri Hunter, Twins, Yankees
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