Tag Archives: Cardinals

3 Beatdowns and a Little Baby (Keith Brooking)

Welcome to the weekend roundup.  Let’s jump right in.
Cardinals/Saints
Here’s all you need to know about this game:

Not the QB shootout I was hoping for.  The Cardinals couldn’t protect Warner, which kept him from getting the ball in the hands of his talented receivers. Meanwhile, Drew Brees and Reggie Bush put on a pretty good [...]

Every Grocery Bagger’s Hero

Yesterday Kurt Warner played possibly the greatest game by a QB in the history of the NFL playoffs.  Here is his stat line:
29-33, 379 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INT
He had more TDs than incompletions.    One of his incompletions was due to Charles Woodson, possibly the defensive MVP, just barely tipping the ball off course.  [...]

Hey small market teams, eat sh*t and die.

The baseball off-season has been slow to develop, unless your team was already awesome.  The Yanks got Granderson; the Sawx got Lackey and Mike Cameron; the Phillies traded one ace to Seattle (Lee) for another from Toronto (Halladay); the Angels got Matsui; the Mets will probably land Jason Bay; the Cardinals are desperate to re-sign [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

It’s time for our weekly football column!  This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played.  Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape.  They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability.  Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it.  Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

McGwire to Coach Cardinals Hitters (on how to take steroids)

Just kidding Mark.  We’re still cool, right?  What’s that?  We were never cool?  Because we’ve never met?  Fine, be that way.  So in case you didn’t hear the news, Mark McGwire is going to be the Cardinals hitting coach next year.  McGwire hasn’t been involved in baseball since his retirement in 2001, unless you count [...]

Lame!

OMG, you guys.  Last night’s games were, like, totes lame, right?  Seriously though, one of those games was won on an error and a bases-loaded walk, while the other was won on three errors.  That’s shitty baseball.  I was super psyched to see Pedro pitch (and he didn’t disappoint), and to see the Yanks/Angels series [...]

Video (Out)Cast: Baseball Pre-dick-shuns Part II

Here’s the second episode of second half baseball predictions from me and JD.  In this chapter we cover the NL division winners, the MVPs, the Cy Young winners, and our favorites for the World Series.  Enjoy!

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up.  We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch.  There is no in-between.  Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat.  I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

The MLB Playoffs: As Much Fun as an Old Person’s Birthday Party

For those of you that haven’t seen any of the playoff games, good for you.  I guarantee you were doing something better.  And for those of you, like me, who have watched them closely: I’m sorry.  Seriously.  These games have sucked.  My eyes want a refund.  Here’s my break down:
Rockies at Philly Game 1

BORING!  Normally [...]