Brett Favre – The Other Fifteen

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Favre to Retire

January 25, 2010 – 11:43 am

Vikings quarterback Brett Favre called a press conference today to announce his (third) retirement from football. Favre cried a lot and said that finishing his career on a game in which his 2 interceptions and 1 fumble ended his team’s chance at a title was a fitting way to call it quits. Immediately after his [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Green Bay Packers, NFC Championship, NFL, playoffs, Saints, VIkings | Comments (0)

3 Beatdowns and a Little Baby (Keith Brooking)

January 18, 2010 – 12:26 pm

Welcome to the weekend roundup. Let’s jump right in.
Cardinals/Saints
Here’s all you need to know about this game:

Not the QB shootout I was hoping for. The Cardinals couldn’t protect Warner, which kept him from getting the ball in the hands of his talented receivers. Meanwhile, Drew Brees and Reggie Bush put on a pretty good [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Adrian Peterson, Cardinals, Chargers, Colts, Cowboys, Darrelle Revis, Drew Brees, Ed Reed, Jared Allen, Jets, Joe Flacco, Keith Brooking, Kurt Warner, LaDanian Thomlinson, Mark Sanchez, Nate Kaeding, NFL, Peyton Manning, Phillip Rivers, playoffs, Ravens, Ray Lewis, Ray Rice, Reggie Bush, Saints, Shonn Greene, Sidney Rice, Tony Romo, VIkings | Comments (0)

Loser of the Week – Jeremy Hawn

November 3, 2009 – 11:37 am

When you run a sports blog, one would assume that you know a thing or two about sports, and Jeremy Hawn is no exception to that assumption. His knowledge of football is vast, his insight on players is bountiful, and his mustache is all too often the topic of conversation. While most people are watching [...]

By Mark Twan | Posted in Fantasy Island, Football | Also tagged Jeremy Hawn, Mike Tyson, Tone and Friends, Wu Tang Clan, YouPlayToWinTheGame | Comments (2)

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability. Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it. Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bears, Bengals, Bills, Brady Quinn, Browns, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Cedric Benson, Chargers, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Dan Snyder, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Drew Brees, Eagles, Falcons, Giants, JaMarcus Russel, Jets, Larry johnson, Matt Millen, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patrick Crayton, Patriots, Raiders, Rams, Redskins, Reggie Bush, Roy WIlliams, Saints, Steelers, Texans, VIkings | Comments (2)

Talkin’ Football: The Sport My Jewish Mother Would Never Let Me Play “Because You Could Get Hurt, Boobelah.”

September 27, 2009 – 11:19 pm

I’m in Chicago this week for the Jewish holiday’s and my 10 year high school reunion, which should be really interesting when I tell them that I do THIS with my life now. I just got off the phone with my grandmother making plans to pick her up tomorrow for morning services, and was reminded [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Arizona, Bears, Bengals, Chicago, Cleveland, Colts, Cubs, Drew Brees, Fred Taylor, Giants, Jay Cutler, Jews, Jones-Drew, Kyle Orton, Lions, Mark Sanchez, Mike Vick, Phillip Rivers, Rams, Ravens, Tampa Bay, White Sox | Comments (2)

NFL Preseason Pre-Dick-Shuns

September 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

WOOO!!! FOOTBALL!!!! WOO!!!! That’s right friends, everyone’s favorite bone-crushingest, Xs-and-Os-iest, brutish-yet-tactical sport is back! For those of you who missed it, here’s a link to my off-season run down of each NFL team. But in
honor of the start of a new NFL season, I feel obligated to offer some completely random and poorly thought out [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Andy Reed, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Brian Westbrook, Carolina Panthers, Chad Ochocinco, Chicago Bears, Daniel Snider, Detroit Lions, Donovan McNabb, Eli Manning, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Joe Namath, Kurt Warner, Mark Sanchez, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New York Giants, NFC Championship, NFC East, NFL, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, Phillip Rivers, Phoenix Cardinals, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Diego Chargers, Seattle Seahawks, Superbowl, Travis Henry, Vince Young, Washington Redskins | Comments (0)

Brittle Old Man to Start for Vikings

August 31, 2009 – 2:05 pm

Breaking news! Brett Favre has a broken rib. Get it? “Breaking” news. I fucking kill me. Brett Favre has told Vikings’ staff that he has trouble taking deep breaths and that he likely has a broken rib. Early reports state that the rib snapped off of the rest of Favre’s rib cage in an attempt [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Minnesota Vikings | Comments (1)

Hey Brett Favre: Nobody Likes You!

August 27, 2009 – 8:21 am

Holy shit. I revel in bad news about Brett Favre more than almost anyone on the planet, but I don’t think you have to hate the guy to appreciate this. Here’s a quote from ESPN this morning:
“What two knowledgeable NFL people described earlier this week as an ‘issue’ in the Minnesota Vikings locker room was [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Minnesota Vikings, Sage Rosenfels, Tavaris Jackson | Comments (1)

Football Addict Gets His Next Fix

August 18, 2009 – 10:16 am

Brett Favre has changed his mind for the 15th time, and has accepted a contract with the Vikings. “But wait,” you say, “I thought he had decided once and for all to stay retired and live in bumblefuck Mississippi.” Well, dear reader, you clearly underestimated Brett Favre’s drive to compete, his need to feed his [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Chicago Bears, Dan Fouts, Dan Marino, Fran Tarkenton, Green Bay Packers, Interceptions, Joe Montana, John Elway, John Madden, Johnny Unitas, Minnesota Vikings, New York Giants, New York Jets, PEDs, Peyton Manning, Robert Brooks, Steve Young, Tom Brady, Top 10 QBs | Comments (5)

The Other Fifteen