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Failgate Party

December 21, 2009 – 10:24 am

I try not to focus too much of this site on my Chicago teams, and for the most I’ve been really good about it. But I have to post about this. The Bears are terrible. I haven’t written anything about them since our week one disaster, and things haven’t changed at all. Our “franchise” QB [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Jay Cutler, Jerry Angelo, Lovie Smith, NFL, Ron Turner | Comments (0)

Devin Hester’s Butt

November 23, 2009 – 3:44 pm

I was at this game, and nobody in the stadium noticed Devin Hester getting pantsed by the Eagles D. Guess those who were watching on TV got lucky, or unlucky… I forget if accidentally seeing a grown man’s ass on TV is considered good luck or not.

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Devin Hester, Eagles, NBC, NFL, Sunday Night Football | Comments (0)

Eye Candy / Eye Rape, Week 9 Edition

November 9, 2009 – 5:35 pm

It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!

Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bengals, Broncos, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Chad Ochocinco, Chargers, Chiefs, Chris Chambers, Colts, Cowboys, Dolphins, Eagles, Eli Manning, Falcons, Giants, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner, LaDanian Tomlinson, Larry johnson, Lions, Michael Turner, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patriots, Phillip Rivers, Randy Moss, Ravens, Redskins, Saints, Seahawks, Steelers, Texans, Titans, Tom Brady, Tommy Harris, Vince Young | Comments (0)

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 27, 2009 – 8:41 am

Welcome to another addition of Eye Candy / Eye Rape where I rate the NFL games this week in turms of their watchability. Let’s get going:
Texans vs. 49ers: The first half was some brutal eye rape, but then the 49ers came back and almost tied it. Plus, we got to see Alex Smith look like [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 49ers, Alex Smith, Bengals, Bills, Brady Quinn, Brett Favre, Browns, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Cedric Benson, Chargers, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Dan Snyder, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Drew Brees, Eagles, Falcons, Giants, JaMarcus Russel, Jets, Larry johnson, Matt Millen, Miles Austin, NFL, Packers, Panthers, Patrick Crayton, Patriots, Raiders, Rams, Redskins, Reggie Bush, Roy WIlliams, Saints, Steelers, Texans, VIkings | Comments (2)

Eye Candy / Eye Rape

October 13, 2009 – 12:55 pm

Happy Tuesday, and welcome to our weekly NFL wrap-up. We’re ranking games that you couldn’t turn away from and games that you couldn’t pay me to watch. There is no in-between. Let’s get started.
Jets/Dolphins
Wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat wildcat. I thought this was going to be a trend in football that died out quickly, like the [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged 49ers, Bengals, Bill Belichick, Bills, Brady Quinn, Broncos, Browns, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Chad Henne, Chad Ochocinco, Chiefs, Colts, Cowboys, Darius Heyward-Bey, Derek Anderson, Dolphins, Dre Bly, Eagles, Eli Manning, Eric Mangini, Falcons, Frank Gore, Giants, Jack Del Rio, Jaguars, Jake Delhomme, JaMarcus Russell, Jeff Fisher, Jeremy Maclin, Jets, Kellen Winslow Jr., Lions, Matt Cassel, Matt Millen, Matt Ryan, Matthew Stafford, Michael Crabtree, Mike SIngletary, Miles Austin, NFL, Panthers, Pat White, Patriots, Percy Harvin, Peyton Manning, Raiders, Rams, Ravens, Ray Lewis, Roddy White, Romeo Crennel, Seahawks, Steelers, Steve Spagnuolo, Texans, Titans, Tony Romo, Vernon Davis, VIkings, Vince Young | Comments (0)

Talkin’ Football: The Sport My Jewish Mother Would Never Let Me Play “Because You Could Get Hurt, Boobelah.”

September 27, 2009 – 11:19 pm

I’m in Chicago this week for the Jewish holiday’s and my 10 year high school reunion, which should be really interesting when I tell them that I do THIS with my life now. I just got off the phone with my grandmother making plans to pick her up tomorrow for morning services, and was reminded [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Football | Also tagged Arizona, Bengals, Brett Favre, Chicago, Cleveland, Colts, Cubs, Drew Brees, Fred Taylor, Giants, Jay Cutler, Jews, Jones-Drew, Kyle Orton, Lions, Mark Sanchez, Mike Vick, Phillip Rivers, Rams, Ravens, Tampa Bay, White Sox | Comments (2)

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