Tag Archives: ALCS

Yankees Going to the World Series for the First Time Since Shut The F#ck Up

The Yankees beat the Angels last night to advance to the World Series for the first time since 2003.  They also haven’t won since 2000.  Did you know that?  Because apparently they are supposed to win every year.  A whole 6 years since they’ve been there?  And we somehow survived?  8 years since they’ve won, [...]

Rally Monkey Loses All Hope for a Comeback

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (yes that is still their stupid name) are facing elimination today in their playoff series against the Yankees.  Normally when the Angels have their back against the wall they turn to their mascot of come-from-behind wins, the Rally Monkey.  Unfortunately they could find no comfort in their primate friend, [...]

A-Rod is Clutch, Deal With It

I was at the Yankees/Angels game on Saturday night.  It was an amazing game.  It was a test of wills, both for the teams playing and for the fans that stood for 6 hours in the cold, wind, and rain to see who would come out on top of this grueling endurance contest.  Personally, I [...]

Lame!

OMG, you guys.  Last night’s games were, like, totes lame, right?  Seriously though, one of those games was won on an error and a bases-loaded walk, while the other was won on three errors.  That’s shitty baseball.  I was super psyched to see Pedro pitch (and he didn’t disappoint), and to see the Yanks/Angels series [...]