Posts In: Ok Fine, Hockey

What the Phuck is Wrong with You?

Alright Philly, it’s time we had a talk.  First of all, what’s wrong with you?  As a city?  As a society?  What the hell is your problem?  And make no mistake, you have a problem.  At a certain point, events stop being isolated incidents and start being a pattern, and Philadelphia sports fans have a [...]

Canada Didn’t Burn to the Ground Last Night

Congratulations, Canada.  You won the hockey gold medal last night in an overtime shootout despite having BY FAR the most talented team in the tournament AND the home-crowd advantage (and even home ice for your goalie, Vancouver’s Roberto Luongo).  How did you ever overcome those odds to barely defeat the US team that was ranked [...]

Going Out on a High Note

This Swedish hockey player scored his first goal of the season, then celebrated by peacing out.   Way to go out on top, dude.

Piss On Eddie Shore: Your Weekly NHL Review

Ah, with baseball here in Chicago dead and buried (and thank god for that, really), it’s nice to have hockey back.  In fact, it’s wonderful for a functional alcoholic like me, because I’m actually tempted to stay in occasionally and watch biscuit, instead of looking for love and answers at the bottom of a pint [...]

Piss On Eddie Shore: NHL Preview – Western Conference

And now to Part 2 of our little jaunt around the Original 30.

Piss On Eddie Shore: Your NHL Preview – Eastern Conference

Welcome to Piss On Eddie Shore, which will be my weekly NHL column.  I’ll try and do the best I can to let you know what’s going on, what will happen in the league you least care about.  Today, with the season starting tomorrow, I thought it might be a good idea to preview the [...]

Bay Area Baddasses

Yesterday, both the Raiders and the 49ers won, which really hasn’t happened on the same day all too often in the last few years.  But there’s something different about these two teams that makes me think they will get back some of their mystique and be back to their winning ways in the very near [...]

This One’s for the Chi

I try not to make my posts on this website Chicago-centric.  I think if you scroll through the previous posts you’ll see that I do a good job of it.  But this posts is strictly for my hometown peeps.  Two things happened in Chicago sports today that I just have to talk about.
First, the good [...]

In Obvious PR Move, Colts Sign Reality Star’s Husband

With injured receiver Anthony Gonzalez out for several weeks, the Indianapolis Colts signed the husband of reality TV “star” Kendra Wilkinson to take his place.  Reportedly this guy used to play for the Eagles, but I don’t believe it.  They could have re-signed Marvin Harrison (for WAY more money, and with the risk of losing [...]

Prepare to Cry Like a Bitch

Here’s a couple tearjerkers for you:  First a story about Vince Young picking up the slack and taking care of Steve McNair’s fatherless kids.  Apparently McNair’s youngest sons had a breakfast event through their school with all of the kid’s dads this morning.  McNair’s kids had to hear all week how excited the other kids [...]