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Hey TOF fans. We got another shout-out on Deadspin yesterday, though for a much different reason than last time. Here’s my contribution to their ongoing Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure mailbag in accordance with their current theme: Blood Week. Should I be proud that I left Big Daddy Drew speechless? Scared? Worried? Mad with [...]
This video is based on an essay my friend Jaron Gressel wrote in 7th grade. His teacher told them to write a “how to” guide. He chose “How To Make Out” to broadcast to the girls in his class that he knew how it was done, just in case they were interested. What a little [...]
Somehow, at no point in any phase of concept, development, production, or marketing of this product did anyone say to themselves or their colleagues, “Wait a minute, kids pumping goo onto each other looks a little… you know… like jerking off onto each other. Maybe this product is a bad idea.” Nope, that never happened. [...]
The title of this post could not be more literal. We joke a lot on this site about being degenerates, but I have to admit that this kid makes us look like model citizens in comparison. AND HE’S ONLY 4! Way to get a head start on life wreaking havoc. Is this how the New [...]
To me and JD. I hope our party goes half as well as these parties.
This is the true story of what happened when I watched Pat’s pugs while he was gone for the weekend.
For those of you who don’t know, Movember is a charitable movement that involves growing a mustache in the month of November to raise awareness and funds for fighting prostate and testicular cancer. It’s baseically the men’s equivalent of breast cancer awareness month. Yes, I know I have already been rocking this stache for months, [...]
I received some sad news Wednesday. Our local dive bar at the University of Denver, The Border, was being forced to shut its doors forever. Why? Well, probably because they would only let you in if you were below 21 and planned on either starting a fight, throwing up, or having sex in public. In [...]
Today on The Other Fifteen, we show you how to make the fabled Brass Monkey (as made famous by the Beastie Boys).