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Tiger’s Speech: What He Said / What He Meant

Tiger Woods finally came out of hiding to address the public regarding his “sticking his dick in anything with tits and a pulse” problem.  As with any carefully orchestrated press conference, the wording is filled with vagueness and spin to try to turn something humiliating and scandalous into redemptive public sympathy.  So I will do [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , | Comments (0) February 22, 2010 – 11:48 am

Not your average “guy getting hit in the nuts” video

Here it is, folks: the hardest kick to the nuts in the history of the world.  And the guy taking it agreed to it beforehand.  What an idiot.  What’s that?  He’s a trained professional who does this all the time?  Then he’s a bigger idiot.  His life is dedicated to repeatedly getting hit in the [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , | Comments (1) February 17, 2010 – 8:42 am

Sports Vid of the Year (2009, not 2010 which isn’t over yet)

I know I’m not the first guy to post this video, as it has 14 million viewers and even got written up in the NY times a week ago, but either way, here is the best sports vid of the year.

By Jeremy Hawn | Comments (1) January 6, 2010 – 10:16 am

New Sport: Extreme Shepherding

In honor of the holiday spirit, here’s a crazy video involving sheep and Xmas lights.  I will let the video explain how that sentence make sense.

By Jeremy Hawn | Comments (0) December 14, 2009 – 1:47 pm

Tiger Woods’ Taiwanese Spanking Video

I’m just going to let the video speak for itself.  You stay classy, Taiwanese media.

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , | Comments (0) December 10, 2009 – 10:58 am

Bikini Rollerskate Boxing: Everyone’s Favorite New Sport

I think we all owe Brazil a standing ovation.  For years they have supplied us with about half of the world’s super models, and now this:

And you wonder why they beat us out for the Olympics.  It’s like someone said to themselves, “I really like watching sports, but I also like staring at boobs.  I [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , | Comments (0) December 9, 2009 – 8:46 am

Tiger Woods’ Parade of Skanks

I wasn’t going to comment on this story at all.  I was just going to let it run its course.  I don’t think that a famous person caught cheating is newsworthy.  There’s just too many important things going on in the world to pay attention to, and whether or not someone I don’t know is [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments (3) December 7, 2009 – 2:39 pm

College! Knowledge! Football, Championship Week!

The college football gods smiled on us this week, giving us a fantastic SEC championship game, with #1 Florida taking on #2 Alabama. We haven’t seen an SEC championship game this exciting in nearly twelve whole months, back when #1 Alabama took on #2 Florida. Gotta love the SEC.
We’ve also got #22 Nebraska attempting to [...]

By Knoxy | Also posted in Football | Tagged , , , | Comments (0) December 4, 2009 – 11:58 am

College! Knowledge! Football, lucky week thirteen.

Rivalry week is one of the greatest weekends of the year in college football. When else are so many ridiculous trophies at stake?
Last week: 9-6
Good calls: None. I was horrible last week. Arizona almost squeaked out a victory against #11 Oregon, but ended up losing in overtime 44-41.
Bad calls: I’ll happily admit that I was [...]

By Knoxy | Also posted in Football | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0) November 25, 2009 – 8:45 am

College! Knowledge! Football, week twelve.

Last week: 16-3
Good calls: the SEC (7-0), North Carolina over #12 Miami
Bad calls: NC State over #24 Clemson (Clemson win 43-23), #11 USC over #25 Stanford (Stanford win 55-21)
ACC
North Carolina (7-3) at Boston College (7-3)
This would be an excusable loss for either team, so no one is playing desperate here. It’s basketball season in Chapel [...]

By Knoxy | Also posted in Football | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0) November 20, 2009 – 3:23 pm