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Jim Caldwell is a Coward

Everyone knows what went down on Sunday.  The Colts had a legitimate chance to go 15-0 heading into the last week of the season and make a run at an undefeated season, and their coach went and pulled his starters in the 3rd quarter, thus forfeiting the game to the Jets.  Everything about that is [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , , | Comments (0) December 29, 2009 – 9:59 am

Failgate Party

I try not to focus too much of this site on my Chicago teams, and for the most I’ve been really good about it.  But I have to post about this.  The Bears are terrible.  I haven’t written anything about them since our week one disaster, and things haven’t changed at all.  Our “franchise” QB [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (0) December 21, 2009 – 10:24 am

Tone Puts His Dogs Into Jeremy Hawn’s Bathtub

Jeremy Hawn is the cockiest person I know.  When we began discussing that we’d be facing one another in the first round of our fantasy football playoffs, he was immediately convinced that I didn’t have a chance.  I played it cool, complimented his players, and said that he might be wrong.  I guess that he [...]

By Mark Twan | Also posted in Fantasy Island | Tagged , , , , | Comments (1) December 14, 2009 – 9:38 am

College! Knowledge! Football, Championship Week!

The college football gods smiled on us this week, giving us a fantastic SEC championship game, with #1 Florida taking on #2 Alabama. We haven’t seen an SEC championship game this exciting in nearly twelve whole months, back when #1 Alabama took on #2 Florida. Gotta love the SEC.
We’ve also got #22 Nebraska attempting to [...]

By Knoxy | Also posted in Not Hockey | Tagged , , , | Comments (0) December 4, 2009 – 11:58 am

Florida State Lineman is Frozen in Time

There is simply no explaining this.

Despite the ball being snapped, and his quarterback scrambling to avoid defenders, Florida State offensive lineman Zebrie Sanders doesn’t move a muscle.  He doesn’t even flinch.  He just stays frozen in his stance, even after the play is dead.  Someone needs to get a microphone in this kids face and [...]

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , , | Comments (2) December 3, 2009 – 9:14 am

Brady Quinn’s Girlfriend

Apparently Brady Quinn is dating Olympic Gymnast Alicia Sacramone.  He must not care about all the jokes that are sure to fly his way about how his girlfriend could kick his ass.  Either that, or he doesn’t find them funny, because his girlfriend could totally kick his ass.  Here’s the proof:

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (1) November 25, 2009 – 8:57 am

College! Knowledge! Football, lucky week thirteen.

Rivalry week is one of the greatest weekends of the year in college football. When else are so many ridiculous trophies at stake?
Last week: 9-6
Good calls: None. I was horrible last week. Arizona almost squeaked out a victory against #11 Oregon, but ended up losing in overtime 44-41.
Bad calls: I’ll happily admit that I was [...]

By Knoxy | Also posted in Not Hockey | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0) November 25, 2009 – 8:45 am

Devin Hester’s Butt

I was at this game, and nobody in the stadium noticed Devin Hester getting pantsed by the Eagles D.  Guess those who were watching on TV got lucky, or unlucky… I forget if accidentally seeing a grown man’s ass on TV is considered good luck or not.

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (0) November 23, 2009 – 3:44 pm

Marshawn Lynch is Hyphy

By Jeremy Hawn | Tagged , , , , , , , | Comments (0) November 22, 2009 – 1:39 pm

College! Knowledge! Football, week twelve.

Last week: 16-3
Good calls: the SEC (7-0), North Carolina over #12 Miami
Bad calls: NC State over #24 Clemson (Clemson win 43-23), #11 USC over #25 Stanford (Stanford win 55-21)
ACC
North Carolina (7-3) at Boston College (7-3)
This would be an excusable loss for either team, so no one is playing desperate here. It’s basketball season in Chapel [...]

By Knoxy | Also posted in Not Hockey | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0) November 20, 2009 – 3:23 pm