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LeBron is an asshole, but not for the reason you’re thinking

Hey Cleveland.  Really sorry to hear about LeBron leaving.  That really sucks that you couldn’t build even a decent team around him in 7 years, let alone a decent city.  Ooh, ouch.  Does the truth hurt?  Because that’s it.  “Your” superstar wanted to win a ring and the Cavs couldn’t get it done, and now [...]

LeBron-athon

I know free agency doesn’t start until Thursday.  And even then, deals for LeBron and others won’t be in place due to teams negotiating sign and trades.  BUT, according to World Wide Wes (a top adviser in James’ camp), Lebron and Bosh will both be Bulls next year.  A few NBA executives have said they [...]

Recording Artist Announces Upcoming Single

International singing sensation Ron Artest revealed that he will release his much anticipated new single Champion in July.  While celebrating a title with the Los Angeles Lakers, a sports team that he spends his free-time with, Ron Ron announced his release date to a music world hungry for his next hit.  Now, the wait [...]

Free-Agentgasm 2010

“Who’s the REAL head coach of the Celtics? Oh, it’s this guy, no question!” Thanks for being honest, Doc. Glad he’s on my team now.

The Bulls just took a flashy step in their mating dance for this summer’s free agents by hiring the Celtics defensive guru Tom Thibodeau.
Widely considered the best defensive coach in the [...]

Zach Randolph is a Druglord

Memphis Grizzlies All-Star forward Zach Randolph is about to go to jail for a long time.  In his home state of Indiana, Police were staking out a stash house.  Eventually they pulled over an Escalade that was known to park there, and its driver who frequented the stash house.  The vehicle ended up being registered [...]

Steve Nash is a Baddass

Los Suns beat the Lakers last night to even the series at 2 apiece.  But the most remarkable thing about this is the extraordinary amount of abuse Steve Nash has taken along the way and still led his team to victory.  In game 3, which Phoenix also won, Steve Nash had his nose broken while [...]

Get Off My Mound!

Dallas Braden threw a perfecvt game last night.  That aught to teach A-Rod a lesson about running over people’s mounds.  He’ll think twice next time… unless he’s feeling lucky.  Well, do you, A-Rod?

Thoughts on Shaq’s Legacy

In preparation for tonight’s match-up between the Cavaliers and Celtics, I have a few thoughts surrounding Shaquille O’Neal and his legacy.  Here it is as it currently stands in 17 seasons of work:
Rings:
4 championships total, including 3 straight (2000-2002).  He won with 2 different teams (LA and Miami).  Appeared in finals with 3 different teams [...]

Is LeBron Coming to the Bulls?

The Bulls season is over.  I could spend a lot of time recapping the ‘09-’10 season, but, truthfully, you’ve all seen the games and know what happened already.  And I’m not much for waxing nostalgic.  I’d rather focus on our bright future than our plucky past.  I’d rather gawk at our young playoff team and [...]

Kobe, maybe you can be there when I learn to trust people again.

Courtesy of Those Lil Rabbits, a Lakers fan who will support Kobe in every way: