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NY Times writer calls blown call “courageous”

After last night’s blown call with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th of a perfect game by Armando Galarraga, umpire Jim Joyce ruined an extremely rare event in baseball history.  There had never been 3 perfect games in one season, let alone in one month, and now that is still the case because [...]

Steve Phillips Even Dumber Than We Thought

Wow.  We’ve gone over how dumb Steve Phillips is, and then how, even while discussing how incredibly stupid he is, he blows you away with something even dumber.  Well, yesterday Steve Phillips decided to top even the most moronic things he’s ever said or done.  He really wanted to just set the record straight that [...]

I’m Hanley Ramirez, Bitch!

Last night, Hanley Ramirez was benched after he decided not to hustle in chasing after a ball he booted, even though doing so allowed two runs to score.  When asked why he didn’t run hard, Hanley said, “I’m Hanley Ramirez, bitch.”  He later told manager Freddy Gonzalez, “Fuck your bench, Freddy!  Fuck your bench!”  Ramirez [...]

Picking Up the Broken Pieces of the 2010 Cubs

Our team just lost consecutive weekend series to the Pirates.  I think that’s the best way to describe this team: we routinely lose to the Pirates.  At least for now.  So where do we go from here?
First, we need Derrek Lee and Aramis Ramirez to start hitting.  They are the ONLY weak link in our [...]

Bud Selig Won’t take a Stand

MLB Commissioner Bud Selig finally responded to requests by the MLB Players Association and by a New York congressman, whose district includes Yankee Stadium, to remove the 2011 All-Star game from Phoenix due to the racist immigration laws recently passed in Arizona.  His response?  That the game shouldn’t be moved because baseball has such a [...]

Cubs Last, Best, Only Hope

Woo hoo!  The Cubs called up 20 year old prodigy shortstop Starlin Castro today.  He’s totally going to save our franchise and lead us to the promised land, where we’ll all live happily ever after.  I heard one time he slayed a giant, then feasted his on golden goose and magic beans before taking the [...]

Glove, Meet Face

While I didn’t get to see it since I was blind drunk all weekend at Mark Twan’s wedding, apparently there was some pretty exciting baseball this weekend.  In honor of that, here is another installment of Great Moments in Trash-Talking:
It was July, 2004.  A-Rod, like many who join the Yankees, was struggling to adjust to [...]

No f-cking way!

From The Sporting Blog, here is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen in baseball: A Fordham player diving head first over the catcher to score a run and avoid getting tagged out.

I Forgot How Much the Cubs Suck

Brace yourselves for this one , Cubs fans: The Cubs are not gonna win it this year.  Whoa!  I know, shocking, right?  But seriously, even though the Cubs have a long tradition of winning, and addressed all of their problems this year, they are somehow going to end up being a bad team.  If only [...]