Author Archives: Jeremy Hawn

Crazy chick freaks out at SXSW

A Good, Hard Vlogging

LeBron is an asshole, but not for the reason you’re thinking

Hey Cleveland.  Really sorry to hear about LeBron leaving.  That really sucks that you couldn’t build even a decent team around him in 7 years, let alone a decent city.  Ooh, ouch.  Does the truth hurt?  Because that’s it.  “Your” superstar wanted to win a ring and the Cavs couldn’t get it done, and now [...]

JaMarcus Russell Caught Sippin on Sizzurp

JaMarcus was caught with the Purple Drank yesterday by police.  For those that aren’t in the know, sizzurp and purple drank are terms for a drug concoction consisting of codeine cough syrup mixed with Cool Aid or Sprite and Jolly Ranchers to sweeten it.  It’s also referred to as “lean” due to your inability to [...]

LeBron-athon

I know free agency doesn’t start until Thursday.  And even then, deals for LeBron and others won’t be in place due to teams negotiating sign and trades.  BUT, according to World Wide Wes (a top adviser in James’ camp), Lebron and Bosh will both be Bulls next year.  A few NBA executives have said they [...]

Recording Artist Announces Upcoming Single

International singing sensation Ron Artest revealed that he will release his much anticipated new single Champion in July.  While celebrating a title with the Los Angeles Lakers, a sports team that he spends his free-time with, Ron Ron announced his release date to a music world hungry for his next hit.  Now, the wait [...]

Free Diving + Base Jumping = Holy Sh*t That’s Awesome!

Is your mind currently being blown? No? Well why don’t you try watching this video and see if that changes.

And…… mindf#ck.

Free-Agentgasm 2010

“Who’s the REAL head coach of the Celtics? Oh, it’s this guy, no question!” Thanks for being honest, Doc. Glad he’s on my team now.

The Bulls just took a flashy step in their mating dance for this summer’s free agents by hiring the Celtics defensive guru Tom Thibodeau.
Widely considered the best defensive coach in the [...]

Another Deadspin Hookup

Hey TOF fans.  We got another shout-out on Deadspin yesterday, though for a much different reason than last time.  Here’s my contribution to their ongoing Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure mailbag in accordance with their current theme: Blood Week.  Should I be proud that I left Big Daddy Drew speechless?  Scared?  Worried?  Mad with [...]

NY Times writer calls blown call “courageous”

After last night’s blown call with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th of a perfect game by Armando Galarraga, umpire Jim Joyce ruined an extremely rare event in baseball history.  There had never been 3 perfect games in one season, let alone in one month, and now that is still the case because [...]