Author Archives: JD

Gutsy McGutserson Guts Through A Gut-Wrenching Game With a Gutsy Performance

Andy Pettite was fun to watch Saturday night. After his victory to take the Yankees up 2-1 in the World Series, he now has the most wins in postseason history with 17. It was not an easy game for him: he couldn’t throw the curve-ball for strikes, his pitches were up in the zone, Jason [...]

A-Rod Offers Help On Day Off

Since he’s so “locked-in” and “in-the-zone,” Alex Rodriguez did his best to stay sharp during his day off. The Yankees and Angels continue their series on Thursday, so Alex spent Wednesday helping out in the LA (Anahiem) area. In the morning, he got off to a hot start by cleaning Mrs. Kohler’s gutters.
“I’ve never seen [...]

Local Radio Announcer Causes Fan to Freak the F@*k Out

John Sterling is the local New York Yankees radio announcer. To say the least, he is a “character”. That’s just me being polite. Listening to Sterling is like listening to your almost-senile grandparent commentate about something they completely don’t understand, like the internet: “Oh…and the young man is pushing a square button and…hold on…something on [...]

If Zach Randolph Jumped Off A Bridge, Would You?

I hope your answer was something like: “Sh*t no!” Apparently though, there are a few GM’s in the NBA worried about the peer pressure that Randolph may impose on their highly-touted draft picks. And instead of my usual day of picking out Jeremy’s typos (Curt Schilling is spelled with a “C”) and not posting anything [...]

Jeter Ties Gehrig’s Record, Improves Batting Average, and Maxim Hot 100 Average All In the Same Night

You want to hate him. You TRY to hate him. You probably tell other people you hate him. But you don’t. You can’t. Yeah, you might be a little jealous that Derek Jeter tied the Iron Horse’s hit record and then waived to Minka “Lyla” Kelly (seriously, has anyone in the history of sports done [...]

Yankees Put Banana In Red Sox Tailpipe (not what you think)

These two teams fight like little girls. All bets are off: hair-pulling, biting, groin-kicking, eye-gouging, and even this. Awesome!

I Went To Yankee Stadium, And All I Got Was This Lousy Post…

…and a great win from my team. Yep, last night I went to the cathedral “House ThatNew York Taxpayers Built” and I’ve got a few things to say about it:

My Douchebag Cheater Is Better Than Yours

I’m a Yankees fan. I love the Red Sox. Yeah, that’s right. Soak it in. I know that team better than any other team aside from the Yankees. I lived in Boston in 2004 (FUCK!) and I watched almost all of their games that season. I need them. I need the 5.5 hour match-ups with [...]

R.I.P. Jim Johnson

As a Giants fan, I have the utmost respect for the former Philadelphia Eagles defensive coordinator. For years, he has ordered his gang of green-winged helmets after Giants’ quarterbacks. His blitz packages were bountiful, his defensive schemes puzzling, and, from what I hear, he was a really cool guy, too. My family and I have [...]

History Kicks Ass: Urban Shocker

Welcome to the first installment of History Kicks Ass, where we will try to pay homage to the rich history of sports. This week: Urban Shocker. Do I even need to write anything else? Seriously, the guy’s name was Urban Shocker. No, he did not lead an elite anti-gang task force. And no, he is [...]