The Other Fifteen

Zach Randolph, seen here in his Grizzlies year book picture, which he had taken before he was told that teams don't have yearbooks.

Memphis Grizzlies All-Star forward Zach Randolph is about to go to jail for a long time.  In his home state of Indiana, Police were staking out a stash house.  Eventually they pulled over an Escalade that was known to park there, and its driver who frequented the stash house.  The vehicle ended up being registered in Randolph’s name.  They found weed and guns hidden in secret compartments which Randolph’s lawyer claims are to hide “valuables.”  Quick thinking on that one, buddy.  The driver squealed when caught by the cops, and told them about a storage facility, also registered under Randolph’s name, where cops found more weed and more guns, which they seized along with the Escalade and a few of Zach’s restored Chevy Impalas that were suspected of being used to transport drugs as well.

Randolph is yet to be arrested, or charged, but was named in an affidavit as being “a major marijuana supplier in Indianapolis.”

Zach Randolph hasn’t been charged with anything, YET.  But lemme tellya, that day is coming, and I can’t wait!!!  This is gonna be one hell of a circus.  And as much as I prefer to focus on the games, and not the behind-the-scenes drama, a millionaire athlete drug kingpin is one story that I will be tuned in to, eye’s unblinking, full hard on.  This is gonna be GOOD.