Everyone has at least one guy on their fantasy team who screws them every year. This year, my guy is Brian Roberts. He’s been a steady second baseman for his whole career, and there was no reason to believe that would change any time soon. But Brian Roberts had different ideas, and he’s now on the DL with a herniated disk and strained abdominals, despite having played well for the first few games with his injuries. How did this happen, you might ask? Well, no one knows for sure, so I’m just going to throw a wild accusation out there: Brain Roberts is pussy whipped and his wife wants him to stay home. Want proof? Here you go:
See? She has him by the balls. Get it? Oh, man. I kill me. But really the jokes on me, because now I’m stuck with this asshole on my team. That’s even less funny than funny than this post. Get well soon, dick-breath, so I don’t have to regret picking you any more than I already do.
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If that was your wife, would you want to go to work? I didn’t think so.
LOL, I would want to stay home too.. but really , did you seriously post this?