Monthly Archives: February 2010

Tiger’s Speech: What He Said / What He Meant

February 22, 2010 – 11:48 am

Tiger Woods finally came out of hiding to address the public regarding his “sticking his dick in anything with tits and a pulse” problem.  As with any carefully orchestrated press conference, the wording is filled with vagueness and spin to try to turn something humiliating and scandalous into redemptive public sympathy.  So I will do [...]

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Not your average “guy getting hit in the nuts” video

February 17, 2010 – 8:42 am

Here it is, folks: the hardest kick to the nuts in the history of the world.  And the guy taking it agreed to it beforehand.  What an idiot.  What’s that?  He’s a trained professional who does this all the time?  Then he’s a bigger idiot.  His life is dedicated to repeatedly getting hit in the [...]

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How To make Out

February 12, 2010 – 1:26 pm

This video is based on an essay my friend Jaron Gressel wrote in 7th grade.  His teacher told them to write a “how to” guide.  He chose “How To Make Out” to broadcast to the girls in his class that he knew how it was done, just in case they were interested.  What a little [...]

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Why This Win Means So Much to New Orleans

February 8, 2010 – 10:59 am

Going into Sunday’s game, everyone had the subplot in the back of their minds about New Orleans recovery from the devastation of hurricane Katrina.  Only, for Louisiana natives that subplot was the main story.  While the rest of the country sits back and assumes that a sports team’s victory 5 years after a natural disaster [...]

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Sports Announcer Endorsed Products

February 3, 2010 – 1:01 pm

With the release of Tim McCarver’s groundbreaking debut album, Songs by Dead People for the Nostalgia of Old People, several of his contemporaries are jumping on the bandwagon to shamelessly cash in on their names while they can.  Here are a few products endorsed by sports announcers:

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